really?? the venti wasn't big enough or full of enough crack for you, you coffee loons?
31 oz. any european country would spit on us. that's just ridiculous. i can barely finish a grande without having to run to the crapper halfway through, let alone 31 oz.!
however, her and i's texts about it did make for a good post. join the rant if you dare:
k - they should call it "the colon cleanse"
e - the should call it "actual liquid cocaine"
k - haha "you will seize at your desk"
e - "um yes can i have the never ending poop attack with an extra shot of vanilla?"
k - "i'll have the non fat latte in the instant diarrhea size and a scone, please"
e - LOL "can i have i wish my boyfriends dick was this long size please?"
k - hahahahaha you wish your bfriends peepee was 31 oz?? that's one sick ass chode
e - well i didn't ask ur opinion, miss barista. just pour me my instant shitter and ill be on my way
k - barista hahaha. what do you do for a living? oh, actually.. im a barista (said in pretentious voice)
and people wonder a) why we're best friends and b) what in the hell we text about so much.
THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
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