traffic 101

i write about driving a lot (or maybe i just think about writing about it a lot but then i stop myself so i don't only always write about traffic), but it's because people are idiots. actually, if we were all to be honest, we're all idiots when it comes to driving, but there are just certain things i KNOW i don't do that other drivers do.

prime example: cause a traffic jam on a major highway because of a branch in the middle of the road. THIS IS DALLAS, PEOPLE. NOT NOWHERE, USA WHERE YOU CAN BE EXTRA CAUTIOUS AND ALLOW A BRANCH TO MAKE ITS WAY ACROSS THE ROAD WHILE YOU WAIT PATIENTLY. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE DRIVING AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF SHIT, RUN OVER IT AND LET'S GO. seriously. tacking on an extra 10 minutes to my drive solely for a branch that fell from a tree? someone might as well park their car in the middle of 75, get out, pick up the branch, put it in your car, and drive the fuck onwardddddd. it would take the same amount of time.

happy weekend to you all.