girls like pretty girls

so the other day at work, my female coworker started talking about how she goes out of her way to befriend and be overly nice to pretty women she meets because if she doesn't befriend them, she'll end up hating them because they're so pretty. as i listened to her admit all of this all i could think was...

SAMESIES.

i mean, really though. think about it. girls are jealous by nature. we're evil bitches and if someone is really pretty or has an obvious something going on for them, we have 2 choices: we can either make them our bff or hate their guts and make up lots of slutty, nasty stories about them in our heads (or to our other friends). so, although it sounds catty and awful, this coworker of mine was so right.

and the other part of the equation is that girls like having pretty friends. none of us can deny that. no girl wants to be walking around with a sub-par looking posse. we want friends who are at the same level of attractiveness as us so we a) all look good together and b) can just bask in each other's prettiness. not really, but i KNOW you know what i'm sayin.

here's to being bitches...innately.