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Emma Golden: Dallas, TX, United States; it's been a couple years since college now, but that doesn't mean life is any clearer. it's a rough world out there and i want to help your coping mechanisms. so you know what i'm gonna do on this thing? let you in on how i view life as it is right now. may it enlighten you but, more importantly, make you laugh.

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