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i'm drunk in public with no bra on... where are you???

Posted by Emma Golden at 11:38 AM

Emma Golden: Dallas, TX, United States; it's been a couple years since college now, but that doesn't mean life is any clearer. it's a rough world out there and i want to help your coping mechanisms. so you know what i'm gonna do on this thing? let you in on how i view life as it is right now. may it enlighten you but, more importantly, make you laugh.

have you ever made love to a thug in the club?

neither have i. however, you could come very close when you go to a place called "denim and diamonds"... which is what my friends ...
hibernation 101

i'll tell you why people get fat during the holiday season. because when it's this cold outside, you start finding yourself seekin...
my one story that is close to "taking candy from a stranger"

as children, we tend to hear the same phrases over and over: "don't take candy from a stranger" "don't answer the ...
coffee talk

i don't mean to put a damper on yesterday's blog, but i've just gotta say this: the best part of waking up, is folgers in your...
hola! guttentag! and hi.

i wanted to give a shout out to my international audience - that's right. upon checking my blog's stats, i see that people from all ...

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